Saturday, April 24, 2010

And The Winner is......


Well it was just a matter of time. I mean you could set it to a timer. Which Tiger Woods mistress would cash in on their part in the most overblown and publicized affair since President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky? It is Rachel Uchitel. Normally, I wouldn't give a damn. If it doesn't affect me in anyway, I go about my business trying not to be assaulted by a police officer for just whistling the theme song to Three's Company, but I felt compelled when I heard the big news. Ms. Uchitel has been shopping around a reality show in which the premise centers around her search for love. She has stated that it is hard for her to date because of her past "relationship". She is equally at fault for irrevocably breaking a marriage and she can now benefit. It irks me that this is where we are at now. The new fame machine. It used to be that some semblance of talent and work ethic put you on the map whether you liked it or not. Now infamy is the new calling card to having all your dreams come true. Come on knock on my --cking door.

2 comments:

mordicai said...

So wait, is the brown dog or the black dog the famous one?

Alicia said...

Gossipmonger!